She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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