Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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