who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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