i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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