Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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