you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
