lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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