let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
