that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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