Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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