hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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