She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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