Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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