We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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