so let's talk penis.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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