My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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