I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
FUCK WHALES
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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