Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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