Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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