ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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