I've blown a few things in my day
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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