A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
