playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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