I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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