you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just gift wrapped bread.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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