at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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