I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize
