She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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