Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm at about main and main street
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
