dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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