The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
