this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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