My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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