i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
