He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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