meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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