Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Do vagina's smell?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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