I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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