make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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