I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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