What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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