with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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