Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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