So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
