: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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