What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
