I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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