Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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