So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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