Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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