she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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