the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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