Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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